PwNaGe BlOg... LoL...

2006-09-25T22:21:00.000+08:00

YYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! oh yea... hady juz won the sg idol!!! i was rite for both sg idol lah... if only i had bet with some ppl...

Haiz today not veri fun in school siah... nothing to do... not very notti todae...

spam eug sim blog juz nuw wih dillon oh yea... and had an interesting conv. with jonas... lol tts all... short 1 todae lah... zz nites...

YQ
(i don't know...)

2006-09-24T21:19:00.000+08:00

yo ppl... wow finally remembered the blog pass... it's ****************... LOL... try to decipher.... anyways exams are just around the corner and all of u shld be mugging nuw... sianz...

Dunno wad to do nuw... mugging but damn sian... love "lifestyles of the rich and famous" song. GC are one of the few ppl who realise this... oh well listen to the song if u wanna know why... and lol thnx khee... im listening to all those songs i lost last time on radio blog club lol....

haiz... i wonder what i did wrong... ah.... nvm... sia lah... damn scared of exam... haiz... Damien complain to miss F. abt us calling him "666" lol... damn sian... not fun le... dunno wad to tok abt leh... not alot happened lorh... normal stuff... no training... so nothing fun... dun really go out cuz got exams le.... fuck... OH YA... every morning i put down my bag tt time guang wen and company alwaes tok alot... so i sumtines listen to them... theyre fucking despo perverts... toking abt women cumming and shit lyk tt... i was lyk "OMG???" lol... hongzhi is the most perverted... u all wun blive me until u hear them for yourself... even mao heard them toking abt GUYS GIVING BIRTH??? OMG??? WEIRD LA/// think abt those type of things...

Fuck i tell u sumthing... when was walking home from tution todae arh... i saw beside the playground got 1 girl fucking PEEING INTO THE DRAIN!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGG!!!!!!! THE FATHER NOT PAISEH MEH??? HE WAS SITTING THERE AND READING NEWSPAPER... and it was lyk crowded... but the girl was lyk 10 yrs old liddat la so i dun think she really cared... i bet she wouldnt do tt if she was our age nuw la... lol... anyway tts most of e interesting stuff tt happened recently.... gd luck for ur exams... CH dudes and non CH dudes...

YQ
(Sorry... im trying to change... can't things go back the way they were?)

2006-08-20T20:22:00.000+08:00

yo... i tink ill post once a week so can u all juz stop fucking saying that the blog is fucking dead... i feel like slapping u guys... u noe who u are...

the past week sucks... got my exams results and they were ok oni.... scigot 31/40, chi 40/60, eng 29/50, sian damn sux... o well nothing much happend.... played total of 8 hrs lan this weekend.... i tried bloodseeker and it owns!! ^^ todae owned the fuck out of lisong and the tution teacher lol... li song was damn ZzZ and he wanted to rm... haha... but his cs is shen.... soooo pro until the ppl kik him out cuz too imba... i tink kai and him shld battle it out....

hhas training is so fun nuw.... got trails, won 2 lost 1 and halfway through my 4th game with the score of 2-2 ^^.... lalala... really bored nowadaes... even go out with my frens quite sian... its nothing but tennis, sch, tution, dota and sometimes movies nia....

BUUUUTTT I GOT MY NEW FONE HOOOOOOOOOO! its a samsung 820x haha... roxors bois.... sodamn slim and cool.... i loooove it hahas.... funfun... well have a good time ppl....

YQ

2006-08-11T20:21:00.000+08:00

Lalala... LAN is sooo fun.. play 3 or 4 hrs during the holiday... hahas... soo fun... ayways...i juz recieved my geography marks... FUCKING LOW SIA... ZZZ 26.5/35... WTF LA.... ZZZ... SIANZ... damn sad abt it... oh well... since alphi nevr blog le i tink ill tell u e whole pyro story...

one day, after going to my fren ha min hse, alphii had sparklers and zippo lighter fluid... i had bomb bags lol... he went to he hdb flat downstaris he ah pei play chess the marble chair tt 1... ya so we started to light the sparklers then set the fluid on fire.... it was fun but suddenly, i had an idea, Y DUN PUT THE BOMB BAGS INTO THE FIRES??? so i tried sepping on a bomb bag sooaked with zippo... then lighted it up... it didnt explaode, i guess the fire burnt through the plastic or sunmthing, so we threw the BBs into e fire they exploded... damn nice... all tt was left was lyk 2 BBs, the box, lighter fluid and the lighter obviously. so alphii decided to burn the whole box... we spray the fluid lyk FUCK... damn nice... the fire was lyk 70 cm high??!!! then later like i threw everything inside and and got loud pop cuz gt the BBs... then later, we heard someone shout OI!!! fuck we ran like dogs la.... hold our bags and chiong... i tot it was policeman lol... ran all e way to toa payoh interchange... hahas... fun... well tts the whole stor..

wah... today got training... fun... play with my senior Russel... altough lost 6-2 i smack him lyk shit.... fight fire with fire... i even PASSING SHOT HIM!!! LOL!!!... wakekeke... my coach saae he nvr see me play so aggressive before... HAHA... zzz training also slacky... 15 rounds in all and 2 matches only... ha fun fun... later i went to KK hospital to eat dinner with my other two seniors.. mervin and derek... zzz soo fun... nuw my sis using comp so cant dotA... haha... tomorrow got CIP shyt... hahas... well bye for nuw... cya...

YQ
(SMASHER???????)

2006-08-08T16:18:00.000+08:00

I luv dotA... ok HI ppl!!!! haha nvr post for HALF A MONTH LE LOL!!! so mani tings happened... common test... joined a band... sleeping in class... lol anyway... i kinda got carried away and didnt BLOG lol... well the common tests were FUCKING EZ... but i dunno whether i can DO WELL... oh well... thn i joined kai band... i tink its check ur fate or sumthin liddat... hmm.... today was damn fun fire frie burn burn hehe... played with ippo and fire i tink alphii will tell u all e full story.. lolx fucking fun... we got spotted wen playing and we ran like fuck... lol... 2-2 are stupid nubs in dota that dun even dare to play with us la... then act lyk theyre damn zhai liddat.. lol... zzz i tink i go play dota nuw... have fun guys >.<... join my hamachi network ^^

name:banana monster
pass:banana

have fun...

YQ
(PYROMNIAC... LITERALLY)

2006-07-19T20:04:00.000+08:00

she rejected.aLpHii is dead.The STEALING GOD has taken over.fuckin depressed nuw,feel lyk killing myself.i feel fucking empty.i dun feel alive,i feel lyk i'm dead.dere is no reason to live anymore.ppl may sae i'm lame,but,i seriously feel dis way.End of aLpHii.The era of STEALING GOD.End of story.

-STEALING GOD

2006-07-18T23:35:00.000+08:00

haiz.......haven got the reply yet...she didnt reply back the msg i sent her ytd....zzz........i feel damn shitty nuw,damn crappy feeling.i have dis emptiness feeling in my heart,it feels as if my emotions died.i dun feel sad or anyting,i juz feel empty,lyk smt big in my life haf juz been snatched away frm me which means alot to me.oh well,life's nvr smooth,erh?lets juz sae life is always ups and downs.apparently,i wish i juz kill myself.cause i cant bear dis sorrow,dis in-ward sorrow,which is slowly killling me.i was accidentaly in love with her.i dun care if i die sooner or later,its doesnt make a diff anyway.i dun mind dying soon,since all these shit will end faster and i can juz leave everiting behind.no burdens,i will juz die in peace.Does god even exists?i seriously doubt so.

-alphi

2006-07-17T23:43:00.000+08:00

hohoho......been a long while since i last posted.......kinda busy?nah....juz damn lazy.haha.well,alot of tings happened last week.n i realli mean ALOT.DAMN ALOT.lol.i will post abt wad happened last week tmr.well,nuw is 12.05 liao...so,dis happened ytd.well,skool was ok.everiting went smoothly.gt scolded a few times coz tokin 2 frens dou.lol.but,but but,smt big happened 2 me,my personal life.i confessed 2 her dat i lyk her.i cant blive it.I CANT BLIVE I CONFESS 2 HER!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!i cant blive la.......i cant blive i confessed 2 her la....i juz wanted 2 let her noe hw i felt abt her......apparentli,she is speechless n shocked.i felt the same oso.i dun noe hw 2 cope wif the emotions racing in my heart.i feel anxious,scared and worried.i didnt noe hw 2 react.i was omg,wad shld i do?????????in my mind,i was tinkin,if accepts me,wad shld i do?shld i b happi?shld i jump 4 joy?shld i juz stay calm?on the other hand,another thought was racing through.dun b so sure dat she will accept,if i put too much assurance,den get rejected,well,dats the end of alphonsus.so on the other hand,my mind was tinkin wad 2 do if she rejects.i was tinkin hw i shld juz kill myself,end dis miserable life of mine.its lyk,if she rejects,i dun c a point in living,dere is no motive my live,no drive.i mean,wads the point of livin anyway?i dun a reason in living.well,she haven reply yet....so i dun noe....i juz hope she will accept....coz i didnt tok all these juz 4 show,its NVR 4 show,its comes frm the btm of my heart,where my sincerity is,and lyk what she told me,i will try 2 win her wif my sincerity.i hope my sincerity wins her heart.i love u.let me b dat guy 2 take care n love u.

-alphi

2006-07-17T20:56:00.000+08:00

Lol Sorry didnt post on e weekends... hahas... i was so damn busy... i had to buy funiture in ikea on sunday and on sat i went out to watch PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2 !!! wooh!! it was a damn nice show man... at first khee ern, germaine, jon and i went to cine to watch but it was sold out until 11 pm!!! WTF!!! so we went to khee's house shaw plaza... which would obviously b deserted.. lol... and we were soo right... fuck... the show rocks man... 4 and a 1/2 stars guysssss..... anyway i fogot to mention that germaine is like sooooooooooo much more chio than car***** lol... not to compare or to hit on her but fuck... car was damn freaking ugly no offense khee.... HAHA

Anyways tt was wad i did on e weekends la... today was damn sian... besides the two english periods we had the rest of the day was sian... oh ya the two english periods were fun bcuz we read yongjie's compo HAHA... (YJ rox... rock on man... hes damn kool and handsome...LOL)**happy now yongjie??* Anyway... it was damn funny... let me givee u a phrase " the flames were as high as the mount everest and the sparks big as inferno" DOTZ!!! funny sia... anyway after school we had this geo test and it was damn easy sia... lol... then jon eugene and i went for nature guide tour at e tree top walk... LOL we spent 4 freaking hours there... BUUUUUUTTT we got 4 cip hours added into our record XD... >.<... hahas... i went home damn sian and had tution... im nuw waiting for alphii to finish his dotA game so i can join lol... sianzz.... my sis came back from turkey and she ROX man!!! she brought me back this fun yoyo and turkish delights lol... hahaz so then cya guys...

YQ
(MY BLOG IS NOT DEAD!!!)

2006-07-14T21:52:00.000+08:00

WTF!! ALPHII!!! WHY U NVR BLOGG!!! anyways today was damn funny... during art... mr lim showed us video clip of a dog humping a PIKACHU SOFT TOY!!! WTF!!! anyway today was damn sian... all the periods sux... but after school was e worst... got training... as usuall we did nothing but 100 rallys again... we didnt get e target... so it was PHYSICAL TIME!!!... we did likr fuking sprints and races... lol... as usual i was left to the last 10 or so... then suddenly i had a surge of determination... THEN I CHONG ARRRRR!!!! SPRINT TO GET FIRST BOYZZ!!!! its like 100m la... IT WAAS DAMN TIRING BUT SOOOO GOOD FEELING... then after training i fuking slacked with my seniors for 45 mins b4 i went home... lol... tt was a quite fun dae sia... haha.. well then cya...

YQ
(EX-martAIN???)

2006-07-12T20:03:00.000+08:00

hey peeps... today damn fun.. and damn suay... i got sent out of e class to stand in e general office by CJJ LA FUK!!! >.< i went down to buy my book then no more stock then wen i came up empty handed he sae i run around the skool to pon his lesson !!!! WTF!!! anyways i sood in e office for two periods in e aircon... lucky not outside lah... miss saras ws outside scolding e ppl... lol... after tt everything was normal...
after skool we went to e librery for training so fun!!! we played this game looking for books for 1 extra cip hour for e first group... we were 2nd or 3rd... eugene won us sian!!!! after tt i went j8 with kai alphii and hamin to clown and i took bus back with hamin lol... now mugging my maths lol... haha well than cya...

YQ
(ALPHII IS SG!!)

2006-07-11T19:14:00.000+08:00

Hey guys... sry didnt blog yesterday not free again lol... anyway today was damn tiring... got training run almost 20 rounds altogether sia!!! TTS LYK 8KM!!!! anyway... class was damn sian... during chi period i was watch bleach on my ipod video lol... too sian liaoz... for pe we played criket again... damn nice... first run i whack aver the fence and near the pri school basketball court... kai and i were lyk running 9 times... lol... HAMIN IS LYK FUKING ACCURATE WITH E BALL!!! I THROW THEN HIT E YELLOW THING... DAMN NICE... thnk goodness the others had SHAUN PAUL... so he screwed up and we won in the end lol... damn sian tommorrow got double chines... o.O... and got librarian training after skool... lol... well then cya guys...

YQ
(PWN OR PAWN?)

2006-07-10T17:05:00.000+08:00

damn sad... france lost... lol... sian... nothing has changed... my mom is still pissed at me.. lol... i hope things will simmer down soo... sorry couldnt post on sun... no time... wakekeke... today alphii got sent out for the WHOLE day to stand outside the general office... damn sad... anyways.. nothing much hapened in class today.. besides the fact that we had a fun time playing cricket lol... damn sad dun think i can dota... my dad using the comp to read NEWS???? WTF!!! lol anyways later got tution sianz... Eugene Sim got banned from e library for not returning e books for like months... lol... damn funny... jessica neo scold him lyk fuk lol.... hahas sad for him man... HE GOT HIS MOM TO FUKING FETCH HIM AT J8 GAIN LAH!!! HE LIVES LYK 200 M AWAY ONI LOR FUK!!! SPOILED!!!.... lol damn sian now... must try to use the comp outside to play dota... well ill end here for today... cya...

YQ
(HAHA!!! TIMOTHY IS NOT NEEDED)

2006-07-09T17:55:00.000+08:00

btw,i 4gt 2 tok abt dis,THE WORLD CUP.FRANCE!!!!!!!!!GOOGOGOGOGO FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!ALL THE WAY!lol,i support france man.france owns all.lmfao.i realli hope dey win the world cup n bring back the trophy.dey MUZ win italy man.apparentli,i predict the score 2 b 2-1.btw,i predicted germany will win portugal ytd,n i was rite.hahahahaha.i won desi,chel.HAHA!shld haf bet wif dem,zzz.T.T germany sure kik their balls,3-1 sia.lmfao.2dae muz wake up at 1.55am 2 watch the finals,i cant miss france winnin the world cup 4 the world!haha.france muz win.win win win!kkz,gonna ply dota nuw.

-alphi

2006-07-09T15:48:00.000+08:00

juz came home frm lan.woke up at 8.30am,slept again till 9.10am.den went 4 church.after dat,my parents haf wardens meetin,so i went home myself loh.i went 2 bugis n hang around.apparentli,i tink adidas looks kooler den nike.i wan a adidas singlet man.damn chio.after dat went 2 lok at watches.i wan dis puma watch,its 149 bucks dou......as if my mum will buy la.after dat went 2 converse.dey shifted it near the wallet shop.took quite some time findin it.nth interest me.so went home.as i was abt 2 reach my door,i realised smt,WHERE R MY KEYS????i'm lyk oh shit.it was 12am,dey still havin the meetin.i call n call,my mum nvr answer.so,i went the void deck,sat at the table,n ply my hp game.damn shitty.den ltr i call xj n tok.sibei sian.finalli,i decided 2 go ply lan.on the way dere,i met my fren,zk.i asked him 2 ply wif me but he said cant.as i was plyin at the lan,he suddenli call me n said he cumin 2 ply.-.-'''.as i oni haf 2 bucks,i oni can ply 1 hr.so at 2pm,i logged off.as my parents were still nt home,i go c dem ply loh.kinda borin dou,but i had 2 kill time.at last,i'm in the comfort of my home usin the com.so nice.lol.

-alphi

2006-07-09T00:13:00.000+08:00

well,yq,hope u kooldwn.apparentli,ur mum is in the wrong n she pushes it 2 u.juz coz u dowan go wif her 2 thomson plaze doesnt meant its a sin or crime.its juz ur personal choice of whether u wanna go anort.if u dowan go,wad can she do?she is nt u,n she cant ctrl u lyk a dog.u haf a right.she is so unreasonable la.its nt ur fault u didnt go oso.anyway,juz leave it bhind.i feel so shitty 4 u.anyway,hope u'll b alrite k?SMILE XD.haha.anyway,i juz realise dat,firstly,i'm close 2 botak.secondly,the gal i wanna b wif is almost impossible.thirdly,i cant blive i'm still desperately tryin.forth,i'm such a fool.well,dats hw far guys will go for a gal dey TRULY love.i'm helplessly in love wif her,but,haiz.so sad.we cant always haf happi endings,erh?T.T.i was accidentaly in love wif her.oh well,*sigh*,so zzz.time is 12.16 am,sundae.portugal vs germany in 2 hrs time.i nt sure whether i gonna watch it,coz i can oredict the scores.lol.i go watch some stuffs liao,until den.ciao.T.T

-alphi

2006-07-08T22:25:00.000+08:00

Fuk... im screwed... ppl u guys better treasure ur family... my whole fucking life is fucked up... my family is fucking screwed. my mom hates me now... my sis doesnt giv a damn and my dad and my mom hate each other. My mom is super kp... juz because i did not want to go out with her to thomson plaza then se make a fucking mountain out of molehill. afternoon she fuking talk to herself abt " i havent die yet... still got money..." and fuk like that... evening she go busybody pull out e oven button and the spring lost. she tell mi get the torhligt and shine into the dark corner to help her see... i shine then shine wring place then se snatch it form me and said :"fuck you la". I KP LIAO!!! WHOLE DAE I NVR DU LAN HER WHEN SHE DU LAN ME!! HOW THE FUK WOULD I NOE WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS LOOKING AT??? FUCK!!! THEN I SHOUT A HER TT... THEN SHE NON-STOP SAID "FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU," THEN I TELL HER TO SHUT UP... MY DAD COME OUT SHOUT SHOUT THEN NEX THING WE NOE IT TE WHOLE OF US QUARRELL LIAOZ...
later my mum and dadd tok in private... then se come out and said this is all ur fault... FUK WHY IS THIS MY FAULT LA!!! SHE SAID FUCK YOU NON STOP FIRST RITE??? I HAVE UNLIMIED TOLERENCE ISSIT???!!!

then she say... i hate you... rom now on all the things that i do for you will no be out of love... it will be out of PR FACE AND LEGAL OBLIGATIONS!!! FUK LA THIS IS TOTALLY NOT FAIR LOR!!! FUCK!!!

My life is screwed... i have no one to look forward to seeing... i have no one to work for... i will do this for myself... I have to get out of this shithole... my life sucks... TREASURE YOURS... Damn Depressed nuw... Signing off... cya...

YQ
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2006-07-08T21:18:00.000+08:00

MAN,KC R FULL OF HOT BABES!DAMN HOT LA.lol.anyway,i juz came home frm pp(parkway parade),after the emdd.man,the emdd was damn nice,i love it.the main actress,kate,act until damn nice.i didnt regret payin 25 bucks 4 it,it was worth watchin.it i was supposed 1 gif it a rating,i will sae 9/10.damn nice.i was sittin bside mark throughtout the show,he kept makin me lauf la.bloodi idiot sia he.when the lights went out,he took the booklet we took earlier on n threw it dwn on2 other ppl la.damn farnie.den when the husband said 2 the wife,lets go 2 the bridal room,mark was lyk:"erh.....erh.......ERH".damn farnie.lol.den gt some malay dance,damn cute.dey kept makin the sound "yeeha!","hoo!" n alot more.each time dey did dis i will lauf la.haha.the show was realli nice.after the show,i parted wif mark n went wif the gals.chel,desiree,sly,edward n me decided 2 go pp.anne n liana supposed 2 go wif us sia......pang seh.lol.well,so we went dere w/o dem loh.in the taxi,i was tokin 2 chel abt track.haha.i oso gt tok 2 the rest la.anyway,we wanted 2 go yoshinoya eat,den sly suggested swensen's,so we change our mind n go swensen's instead.oishi!i ate salmon wif musroooms baked rice.damn nice.the sauce tasted lyk cheese.lol.the farnie part was,desiree ordered the kid's meal!hahahhahahahahhahaha,damn farnie.it was called splashy fish!lmfao.it was served in a plate wif the words KIDS MEAL on it,it consisted of a fish fillet,alphabets fried chips n some fruits,damn cute.i was starin at it the whole time la.lol.after finishin the main course,we ate dessert!we ate the earthquake,superb.2 bad desiree had 2 go n ame was nt wif us.haha.so left chel,sly,edward n me.we were tokin abt lesbos n gays.haha!well,after eatin,we asked 4 the bill.2 our horror,it was 80 bucks!!!!!!!!!we were lyk omfg,wtf??????we kept diggin our wallets 2 find xtra cash la.we were quite anxious.coz we were damn scared we cant pay up.80 bucks leh!!!!!we oni managed 2 get 67 bucks.so we cont. diggin our walllets.thx god sly had alot of cash,so he paid 4 us.we spent a total of 10 mins findin the money 2 pay up.T.T.thx god.thx sly XD.after eatin,chel went wif her mum 2 shop,den edward left oso,so left sly n me.lucki his dad came,if nt i wun haf a lift back home n will b still waitin 4 bus 32.lol.thx sly 4 the lift man.until den,cya!

-alphi

2006-07-08T13:05:00.000+08:00

phew,juz finish trg.last trg b4 nats.muz win!!!!!lol,i hope i can dou.i was late 4 trg la.trg was supposed 2 start at 8am at cck(choa chu kang).so i set my alarm at 6am.well,i did woke up at 6am,but i saw the time,6am nia,so earli,so i went back 2 get a few more mins of slp.nxt ting i noe,my dad was wakin me up,n he was sayin:"boy,u r late alrdi",i woke up,n said 2 him,"where gt??nuw oni 6.15am la.so much time",den i look at the time,its 7.15am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i quickli gt rdy n chiong dere.i was sibei anxious la.i scared coach screw me.but,when i went dere,he juz smile at me.lol.nice coach sia he.i was lte by 30 mins somemore.-.-"'anyway,cat high confirm get gold 4 pole vault.nt coz of me,but coz of JACOB YAO JUN JIE a.k.a as PVG(polve vault god).man,he clear 3.8m liao,dats is lyk sec 4 standard!!!!!i tink he sec 3 can clear 4.2m liao.bllodi gay bastard.lol.super zai la he.plus,he break national record liao!NATIONAL RECORD,NT skool record,NATIONAL RECORD!!!!!HE IS THE BEST IN SG MAN!!!!!!!!!he owns all trackers.haha.i cant blive it myself sia.T.T.macham skills la.nxt time u c the national record 4 pole vault,u will c dis:JACOB YAO JUNJIE,skool:CATHOLIC HIGH SKOOL,RECORD:3.8m.hahahaahhahahahahhahahaahaha.strong boy.anyway,i haf 2 go 4 some emdd ting,will b back at 8pm.2dae so busy sia.anyway,gtg liao,ciao.

-alphi

2006-07-08T00:15:00.000+08:00

wah... so sian... i got fuking stomachpains la... cheebye... alphii got training tomorrow or rather later on today and he is lyk sleeping nuw.. its oni 12... o well... damn sian... todae was damn fun lols... i fogot to sae... afetr e movie we were walking out through the exit... alo of ppl lah... so then the doorway was quite narrow... then got cloth covering the walls.... Ha min bang his face into the wall lah!!! damn funny... O ya... nvr use sprite for e mentos thing... damn noobie... wah nott sleepy at all la... got nuthing to do... anyone can tell mi how to put custom cursors and where to find? lols... logging off here... cya...

YQ
(SHAUN PAUL's MASTER)

2006-07-07T23:22:00.000+08:00

i haf kool dwn liao,so i'm nt angri.actualli,i cant get angri at some1 4 more den 1 dae.so weird of me.lol.well,at least dat means i cant hate any1.haha!happy-go-lucky,erh?yup yup,juz finish dota-ing wif yq.haha!told u silencer was ahrd yq.lol.XD.btw,yq,i didnt sae i gtg liao,i said:"fuck la,i dowan watch these fuck show.fuck sia,i go home liao."dats wad i said.i didnt said i gtg.anyway,its nt important anymore.its in the past,so lets nt rmb dat incident.i'm nt so petty btw.i'm a nice guy u noe!>.<

-alphi

2006-07-07T18:30:00.000+08:00

Lol... First thing... sorry la alphii... i actually considering to watch aso... but kai aso like all for 1 1 for all.... aso like we planned to watch just my luck originally... so we were also sticking to our plan... paiseh la!!! sorry... don't mean to pangseh u... fuk... now feel damn guai lan...

Anyway, today we oni had three perods... TWO of which were free... damn fun... kai and slave paul (shaun paul) were sparring... kai was teaching him how to block punches lol... i was like watching in amusement... So on to the third period... mrs oh... TIIIMMMMEEE.... alphii was sleeping and i woke him up like 4 times... fifth time tio cautgh... Oh was like: ALPHONSUS... THIS IS ONLY THE THIRD LESSON WITH ME AND YOU ARE SO SLEEPING!!! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU SLEEPING NEXT TIIIIIIMMMMEEE!" lol... damn sad... well after the tttiiiimmmmeee lesson, Kai, Aplhii amd i went to Hamin hse to plae pool... i pwned the sh!t out of dem... then we played with the mentos and diet coke thing damn fun... shoot quite far... when shooting that time hamin go drink the coke like water cooler liddat.... damn funny... so then later we tried with sprite but not so qiang.... Im damn sad... Kai ask me join his band or something but i cannot.... scared my mother kp... sianz... let hamin take e place bah...

Ater putting back e electric gutar and amp that HM brought down... we left for cine... we decide the show damn long and the woman at the counter was recommending us to watch re-cycle.... but hamin and i hum... later i bo tai ji wanna watch aso but hm dun wan... so we decided to sick to our plan and watch just my luck (quite funny)... alphii sae he gtg then he left... we then watch the movie without him lorhs.... sry la...

Later we wnt skatepark to see ppl skate... den i took mrt home lols... ok done for nuw... o yah if u wanna noe wads e coke and mento thing.. go to eepybird.com... tts where u see what i lookks like... and it really works lol.... k cya...

YQ
(SERVANT PAUL???)

2006-07-07T15:53:00.000+08:00

1st ting 1st,i juz wanna sae,FUCK U HAMIN,U FUCKIN NO BALLS FUCK FACE.CB LA U,FUCKIN HUMJI,WAD I CANT SLP AT NITE IF I WATCH,WAD KIND OF BULLSHIT,U R 15 YRS OLD IDIOT.WE R 14.I DARE WATCH Y U DUN DARE,U R CHRISTIAN SOMEMORE,SCARED WAD??????GHOST CUM FUCK UR CB AR IZIT?HUH?IZIT?FUCK U LA.FUCK LA.THX 2 U,U RUIN MY FUCKIN FRIDAE._|_.FUCK U HAMIN.FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!I FUCKIN HATE U MAN.NO BALLS BITCH.GHOST CUM FIND U MY LAN JIAO LA.BO LAM PA PCB.FUCK LA,I NVR MET ANY1 WHO IS SO HUM TILL DIS XTEND LA.ITS A MOVIE ONI LA,ITS BULLSHIT ONI.DUMBFUCK.CUT UR DICK OFF N B A FUCKIN GAL LA.UR BALLS R NT MEANT 4 HUMJI PPL LYK U.GET SOME GUTS U BITCH.FUCK U.FUCK U HAMIN.U CAN SERIOUSLI GTH N FUCK SATAN LA.ASSHOLE.U FUCKIN RUIN MY DAE IDIOT.I SO WANNA KILL U,BALLESS ASS BITCH.fuck la,fuck fuck fuck.SCREW U HAMIN.damn la,u dowan watch re-cycle,kai,yq sae ok,dun watch,i sae i dowan watch juz my luck,u all bo chiup n go watch.fuck la u pang seh idiots.i cant blive u all realli go watch w/o me.fuck u kai,yq n hamin.i seriousli hate u guys.i realli hate u.i HATE u guys.fuck off.fuck la,i;m so fuckin pissed,my blood is boilin n my fist is wishin it can kill u guys,my eyes r realli hungri 2 c u guys die in vain.pang seh kings.n fuck u kai,i always so steadi wif u,u always ask me pei u,i always sae ok,when did i ever sae no?u tell me,did i ever sae no?NVR RITE?den u fuckin pang seh me,do u tink its fair?DO U TINK ITS FAIR????do u tink its fair 2 fuckin pang seh me n go watch the movie.fuck la,i cant blive u pang seh me la.i realli cant blive it.shit sia.u wun understand hw i feel idiot.u will nvr noe.the pain,sorrow n hurt in my heart i feel nuw beats any of dat u felt b4.the feelin of being betrayed,the feelin of being left out.u dun noe hw it feels rite kai?pcb.screw u.u realli r a FAK.anyway,i'm feelin fuckin shitty nuw,i realli feel lyk some idiot.fuckin left out,dat sux man.man,i rather kill myself den feel dis.shit bastards.FUCK U GUYS MAN.fuck la,kai......fuckin nt steadi la u.fuck juz my luck la,stupid pcb movie.FUCK LA KAI,Y U PS ME??!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?n oso,FUCK U HAMIN,NO BALLS BITCH FACE,GO BACK KOREA N FUCK UR DAD LA.fuckin idiot.idiotS i mean.man....dis sux.....i haf 2 drown dis sorrow nuw.screw it.i dun wanna fuck dem anymore,waste of my hand typin all these.i shall juz sae it 1 last time,FUCK U BITCHES.haiz......u can nvr trust ur fren,u will nvr noe when dey will pang seh u.fuck these best frens shit,wad we r the inseperable grp,BULLSHIT LA HAMIN.oni noe hw 2 tok,no action.sae sry gt use ar???sae sry 2 my balls la.go fuck ur dad man.stupid humji korean whore.screw u.haf 2 kill time nuw,if dey didnt pang seh me,i will b at cine,watchin re-cycle,wif my "BEST BUDS".nuw haf 2 fuck around.cb.goin off nuw.

-alphi

2006-07-06T19:22:00.000+08:00

alphi here.2dae was a FUCKED UP dae.fuckin shit,i gt screwed big time 2dae.tokin abt dis makes me fuckin wanna kill some1.anyway,dis is wad happened.the real version,nt yq 1.here goes.ytd,lucy ask me go cut my tail.so,as i respected her,which i realli do,coz she is nice last time,i realli went 2 cut it.i didnt cut ytd dou,i cum 2 skool den cut.1st ting i came 2 skool was ask yq 2 help snip it off.wif help frm yq,we cut the tail off.thx alot yq.damn steadi sia he.rawk on yq.kkz,so the tail has been snipped off,1 prob cleared.sadli dou,it didnt even helped.anyway,i was damn happi after we cut the tail off.i felt lyk a freeman,i dun nid 2 hide lyk some dog coz of my tail.i was so wrong,SO WRONG.at 8am,lucy came in.1st ting she came in,was 2 STARE at me.STARE.u shld noe hw serious her stares were wif my caps.she realli STARED at me.i was surprised,y stare at me?i cut off the tail liao,i was happi dou,coz i thought she will sae,turn around,show me ur tail,which i had nth 2 hide.but,BUT,she YELLED at me,n screwed me.she kept shouting:"ALPHONSUS!I COULD NT THANK U ANYMORE.AT THE TEACHERS MEETING,MR LEE MENTIONED ABT U 4 TIMES.UR HAIR N UR EAR!I HAF NVR BEEN HUMILIATED LYK DIS B4!HE SAID I WAS SLACKIN ON MY JOB!NT DOIN MY PART AS A TEACHER!COME HERE!"i walk 2 her loh.i was nt scared of her.wad can she do?FUCK ME LA.KNN.anyway,i stand infront of her n she fuck me up loh.i juz diam diam,coz at the moment,i dun feel anyting.lucy:"ARE U SATISFIED NUW?ARE U SATISFIED?R U????!!!!!!!!i gave her the cant b bothered face n look away.den,she suddenli grab my collar n yelled,"DUN GIF ME DAT KIND OF LOOK!"if it was the me last time,hooo,i will seriousli fuck her back n kill her at the place.apparentli,i changed alot frm my old self.i dun noe y i didnt felt a ting.i was shocked she pull my collar,but i cant realli b bothered.i felt lyk dis,5% shocked,95% cant b bothered.den she said,:U MOVE UR TABLE 2 THE CORNER OF THE CLASS,N DUN TOK 2 ME UNLESS I TOK 2 U."as i left,she yelled again,:N TAKE DAT EARSTICK FRM UR STUPID EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",i took out loh.i respected her dats y i nvr shoot back at her.i can imagine wad i can do 2 her if i lost my kool.anyway,i moved 2 the corner of the class.after dat,i put back the stick loh.after lyk 30 mins,she ask me move bside some fuckin fugly son of a bitch named BRYAN TAN,i move loh.damn,at 8.30am,i wanted 2 pee la.but i noe she wun tok 2 me or wad la,n i didnt wan 2 walk out of class,as i said,i didnt wan 2 screw dis anymore.so i tahan.fuck la,tahan 1 hr,my bladder can fuckin burst la.nb.anyway,after she left,i move infront 2 sit wif YQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so fun la,sittin wif him,den sing wad stupid songs,damn cute sia he.anyway,after dat commotion,everiting went smoothli.OH YAR!i oso went 2 hamin house.i bought diet coke n mentos 2 do some experiment shit.damn farnie.i mixed the tings 2gether n IT FUCKIN SHOOT UP 2 6M LA.SIBEI NICE,if u wanna haf a idea wad happened,go 2 www.eepybird.com.i tink some of u out dere may b wonderin y i nvr shoot lucy or fuck her,well,as i said,i respected her.so i juz diam diam n let her shoot me.she's a realli nice teacher u noe....damn nice.its coz of me dat she became fucked up.feelin kinda guilti ya noe.nuw i go skool lyk haf dis damn shitty feeling,coz i noe she will dao me n so on,so its lyk nt gd,its lyk.......dun noe hw 2 sae sia.....lyk in class dao,everiwhere dao.....dun nioe hw 2 sae la.wonder wads it gonna b lyk tmr.anyway,i shall end dis post nuw,until den,cya.signin off-

-alphi

2006-07-06T16:52:00.000+08:00

Hey hey hey... YQ here... U GUYS SHOULDA BEEN IN SCHOOL TODAY MAN!!! my teaher was like freaking pissed today... alphii was caught by Principal for wearing studs and having a long tail in sch wen he was punished yesterday... today.. miss F. found out and she was friggin pissed... she scolded alphii ten times worse then yesterday... she even grab his collar and screamed at his ace... damn nice... i couldnt stop laughing... anyways, she moved his table from middle all the way back o beside the walls... that rox! after tt he moved next to some fuked up action mofo named bryan... he was directly behind me... cool... but brian was like dao him and cold shoulder him lyk fuk so alphii moved beside me... damn fun... i owned him in tic tac toe... and i also cut his tail off for him in the morning.... its even nicer than b4... if i say so myself.... hahaz...

After school, we had his nature guide guai lan test... pwned it lols.... heres a song that alphii and i were singing in class today:

((((BANANA SONG)))))

open up your window
wad do ppl see.
if u want to chi xiang jiao
do it the proper way...

meet me tonight in thr moonlight
meet me tonight all alone...
i have something to show you...
something that is yellow and long....

(VERY FAST)
one banana, two banana three banana, four...
five banana, six banana many many more HEY!!!

YQ
(Jared the airplane man... Chicken or fish?)

2006-07-06T00:40:00.000+08:00

yo...alphi here.......kinda lame u noe,joint bloggin????wad kind of joke is dat?but it sounds fun dou.lol.kkz,yq n i r gonna post everidae,frm everiting ting shit 2 everiting la.eg.skool,soccer,life n blah blah blah.....all those crap la.kkz,i shall start off 2dae.fuck la,lucy send me 2 general office juz coz i didnt cut my tail la.fuck la.i dun gif a fuck,y she gif a fuck abt me?nt lyk i'm so dumb 2 let myself get caught rite????idiot sia.anyway,i was sent 2 the general office.as i was campin outside,fuckin pcb hak boon so zhun walk past.he saw my backhair.NT ONI DAT,HE SAW MY EARSTICK!i was lyk ????!!!!!!!hw cum he saw??i said 2 him,"mr lee,u r damn sharp u noe?".den he tok some fuck 2 me,sae wad if my earhole dun close up,i cant go back 2 class.screw him la.the vice pricipal,some old bitch dat i dun noe,lets name her L.B(lao bitch),was at the corridor.hak boon ask her handle my case,as he was busy fuckin his mum.so,she ask me take out stick loh,den ask me throw away,AS IF I WAS SO DUMB 2 THROW AWAY.i fake throwin away n den put back in my pocket.den she said,2dae go find her,if she c me w/o the earstick,den she let me go back class.i juz sae ok loh,i tell u,i will NVR go c her.dey can jolly well go fuck their dad.after dat,everiting went quite smoothli.i go skool is coz of frens,i fuckin hate skool.fuck those teachers.FUCK DEM!_|_ gth bloodi bitches.FUCK UR DAD N MUM.bloodi mofo

2006-07-06T00:31:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone.... tis is our joint blog by alphii and me, yq... We will be posting everyday.... i think... damn sian... 1 am nuw... nothng to do... Yesterday was damn nice... Alphii tio scolded lyk some helpless fuker.... wahahaha kinda sad thou... allwaes tio picked on by teachers... too fuking punk biatch i guess... jkjk... damn sian... below my name ill write something everyday for fun lol... HAHZ... GOT THE TREE BLOCKING SO JUZ SCROLL DOWN SUMMORE TO READ... i tink ill let alphii post now....

YQ
(timothy is a mother F*cker)